No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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