And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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