I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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