where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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