what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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