I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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