there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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