the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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