There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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