how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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