Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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