I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I have post one night stand depression
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