Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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