It was confusing and full of hummus
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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