just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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