Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
The adults are the big ones right?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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