Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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