Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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