I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize
