he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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