I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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