I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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