East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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