Dual....:-)
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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