I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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