i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
