Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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