Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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