So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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