Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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