so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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