is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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