i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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