So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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