Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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