tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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