Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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