Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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