We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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