how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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