We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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