I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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