You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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