you win again, gameday.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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