Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
