Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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