beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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