You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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