STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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