you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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