is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You can't special order awesome
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He has the fingertips of a God
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